This refined brass bar keychain is engraved with a meaningful word and definition. It comes equipped with a box opening edge and is attached to the Fast Fasten Key Ring. Handmade in the Woods of Maine.

Retired: (noun) One who looked into the work-future and said “nope”. Focused now on “what matters most” in life. See also: wise, adventurous, naps.

Remote Worker: (adj) One whose skills are so highly valued, they don’t even need to leave the house. Uses Backgrounds on video calls instead of cleaning up. See also: 4-hour work day, Reddit, work-life balance. 

Entrepreneur: (noun) Someone who looked at the job market and said "nah, I'll take my chances on my own." A person who possesses the extraordinary mix of skills needed to ignite the flame of a new business. (picture coming soon)